I Promised To Post More

Look, here I am keeping my promise to the interweb and myself and my career.

I’ve started studying for my Life and Health Insurance License, I think that will be a valuable addition to my skill set here at the funeral home.

Let me tell you, if you’re reasonably young, like under 50, BUY some whole life insurance. Research it, it’s expensive, o boy is it expensive. BUT it’s kinda like a savings account, so if you need money before you die, there it is. If not, well your beneficiaries can get it. I’m fascinated by it.

More another time. I’ve got studying to do.


Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa

Someone has been a very naughty funeral director and blogger! Mea Culpa! Well not naughty, not really. Just incredibly busy and I feel I owe the Interweb an apology and explanation.

So here’s the apology, I am genuinely sorry it’s been six months since my last post.

And the explanation: it’s several explanations really. It begins with my father being diagnosed with prostate cancer, then renal/kidney cancer, then brain cancer, and passing away finally with lung cancer. I’ll probably put together a blog about that when I can. It was fast and furious and at least I got to return to lovely Western NY twice to be with him. Dad was a private person but I don’t think he would mind me telling that story.

To that we’ll add emergency surgery on my gall bladder (that will deserve a whole blog post for SURE!) Lucky I lived through that adventure… 10 days in the hospital, a magical time.

Next we’ll add the fact that my competition got shut down by the state, which is a shocking story, and it also deserves it’s own post. Naturally that means we got a little busier at the funeral home, while my dad is dying and I’m laying in the hospital myself of course.

Lastly the family went ahead and purchased the competition’s old funeral establishment. Which naturally needed some remodeling and then moving and so on, a state inspection to open,  as well as notifying every single pre-need on file that we have their information safe an sound, then add a little marketing on top of that to make sure the community understands what’s going on.

WHEW! If you’re in the funeral business you know that when it rains it pours; feast or famine we say.

So I PROMISE to be a better blogger; life’s deaths, discoveries, dreams and all that good stuff for you.  Mea Culpa!!



How To Become A California Funeral Director

Have you decided that the death care industry is for you? Congratulations! A career in the mortuary field is fulfilling and can be lucrative. But it’s not for the faint of heart.

Just becoming a licensed mortician/funeral director in California is going to take some serious effort as a student, a minimum $400 – $500 investment, and several months of “hurry up and wait”. Also, you’ll need to have a pretty clean criminal record (no crimes like Fraud, Embezzlement, etc) and 60 credits from an accredited college or university. If you’re genuinely ready to take the plunge… here’s how to do it:

  1. Get your paperwork in order. Here in California you’ll be dealing with the California Funeral Bureau aka CFB at http://www.cfb.ca.gov/   You need a couple forms from here, the application to take the funeral director exam and the LiveScan application. You can also get yourself a copy of the examination outline (it’s vague but helpful). You should probably start studying now too, I studied HARD for 4+ months and passed the exam first attempt.
  2. Contact your college/university and get your transcripts sent to the CFB. You CANNOT send your own copy, transcripts must go from the institution directly to the CFB.  I imagine every school is different, but it cost me about $15 to get my transcripts sent from UoP.
  3. Get your LiveScan done. You MUST take the CFB LiveScan form with you. Here is a list of California LiveScan locations. It cost me about $80, I had to drive the hour away to the Kern County Sheriff’s office in Bakersfield, CA. You’ll need valid ID. They’ll fingerprint you and start your official FBI background check, and send your CFB form off with your fingerprints. The CFB says it takes anywhere from 1 to 6 months for your FBI check to come back. Mine took about 3 months!
  4. Once your FBI background check comes back clean, send your application to take the exam to the CFB. The exam costs $100. You can also send your licensing fees and license application of $200 to the CFB, or wait until you pass the exam. Obviously you want to send a check or money order, not cash.
  5. Take the exam. You’ll have to go to a testing center managed by PSI, mine required another drive to sunny Bakersfield, CA. The exam is multiple choice, and done on a computer. Pretty straightforward. Each exam is different, and the passing score varies based on the difficulty of the exam. You’ll know within a few minutes of taking the exam if you pass or not. The staff at the exam center will print you a copy of your results.
  6. Send off your licensing fees if you haven’t, and wait for your license to arrive. It takes another month after passing the exam.

When I started the licensing process I really didn’t know the amount of time and cash that would be involved, but I’m thrilled that I did it. There weren’t really any resources to walk me through the process other than the CFB web site. I hope this post helps someone on their way to becoming a licensed California funeral director!